^{“Michael”, the geeky salesman pleaded, “let me be the Hand of the King, and together we’ll control all of Dunder Mifflin.” Michael paused for a second to consider Dwight’s proposition. Finally, the words fell from his lips like wine spilling out of his goblet, “Hand to the King”, he said, “Hand to the King”}

^{favorite dw episodes + doomsday}

^{favorite dw episodes + the satan pit}

^{favorite dw episodes + the idiot’s lantern}