Harry Potter Jersey Shore Recast

Ho Chang
“Harry, I’m sorry but someone’s already asked me. And well, I’ve, I’ve said I’ll go with him to Miami”

Harry Potter Jersey Shore Recast

Cormac “The Condition” McLaggen
“By the way, think you could introduce me to your friend, guidette?  And her friend?  And her other friend?”

Harry Potter Jersey Shore Recast

Deena Loves-You-Good
“You’re just as a blast in a glass as I am”

Harry Potter Jersey Shore Recast

Ronnie Malfoy
“My father will hear about this.  Right after I’m done crying about it”

Harry Potter Jersey Shore Recast

G-Woww 
“He’s covered in blood again.  Why is it he’s always covered in blood?  And puke?  And semen? “