January 2012
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Jan 27th
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Jan 27th
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Bad News for Whitney and Chelsea Could Be Good... →
Jan 26th
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Jan 26th
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“The Return” is on TBS and I’m literally not watching it because a) what the fuck I used to hate Andy so much he’s like a different person and b) too many Dwangela emotions and you know what I’m pretty sure the writers just forgot about that storyline so fuck it I’m not going to get invovled. Shit, now it’s the scene where Angela’s crying.  God...
Jan 26th
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Jan 26th
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HEY, IF YOU’RE FRIENDS WITH ME ON FACEBOOK YOU SHOULD REALLY GET AROUND TO WATCHING MY STAND UP COMEDY CLIPS!!
Jan 26th
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jarate: tumblr savior is a lot like the episode of arrested development where michael finds the bag in the fridge that says “dead dove do not eat!!!!!” and he opens up the bag and sees the dead dove and says “i dont know what i was expecting”
Jan 26th
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Jan 25th
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Jan 25th
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Next season's hottest trend: Beauty and the Beast →
popculturebrain: huffposttv: So … ABC and The CW have “Beauty and the Beast” pilots in the works. One is more fantasy, the other a modern take with a procedural element. What is ‘Once Upon a Time’ and ‘Grimm.’ Hollywood’s Out of Ideas for $400, please. 
Jan 25th
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Use of Profanity With Age
8 years old: Oh my gosh I said 'shut up!' Mom is going to kill me!
18 years old: WELL FUCK ME OVER SIDEWAYS AND DICK TOSS THAT SHIT TO HELL'S GATE I FORGOT TO PRINT THIS OUT.
Jan 25th
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Jan 24th
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Jan 24th
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TV networks would make so much more money and...
domoarigato-mrsbartowski: ohnice1: THIS IS NOT COMPLICATED. The thing is most companies run on a business plan with no logic.
Jan 23rd
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Jan 22nd
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Jan 21st
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Jan 21st
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WatchWatch
thedailywhat: So This Happened of the Day: Bravo’s Andy Cohen gets Ralph Fiennes to recite some Harry Potter slash fanfic involving a forbidden romance between the series protagonist and his archnemesis, who must not be named. [insider / marysure.] Oh. My. God.
Jan 21st
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Jan 21st
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Soooo
I DID IT!  I did 9 minutes of stand up and it absolutely killed!  I mean, of course some jokes fell a little flat, but more importantly, I did not bomb…at all!  YAY!  LIFE GOALS ARE BEING ACCOMPLISHED THIS YEAR!
Jan 20th
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i just heard the sound of 50000 master posts being rendered useless
Jan 20th
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What if SOPA was passed? →
waytoocooltobeamuggle: conbatty: dr-eames: spitefulmachinator: lizziegoneastray: candy-wrapped-gunner: Take a minute or two to read this comic. It’s touching as well as vaguely accurate.  …ow. Holy fuck. …oh. this is really sad teared up.
Jan 20th
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If tumblr shuts down we're all moving to Neopets.
Jan 20th
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r0bertbrowniejr: evarren: what if tumblr gets shut down temporarily and everyone’s blogs are gone and we all have to remake and all the unused urls will be free to claim it will be like the cornocopia at the beginning of the hunger games only instead of food and weapons it’s urls like bobsaget 
Jan 20th
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